So I beat Tales of Symphonia yesterday after kicking Riku's ass. THAT'S RIGHT. I WOULD HAVE WON IF THOSE DAMN COPS HADN'T SHOWN UP RIKU, AND YOU KNOW IT.
Anyway, Kratos is one badass dude. Not as awesome as me, but still pretty damn awesome. Good thing he isn't real. If both of us ended up within five hundred feet of each other, the world would explode at least nine times from an awesome overload.
I want wings dammit.